D2.

"It is really none of your business as to what I am reading. With eyes like yours I would guess they are windows to a pool of stupidity. Eyes that reside in a face that has little worth in life than to be brutalised by a sledge hammer. You ever have the audacity to remove me from my quiet company again, I shall spray you with a can of lighter fuel and watch you feast on a cigarette - spontaneaous human combustion will find its prognosis"!